(I will not be your subjective complement)
Welcome to the journey. I have no clue what I’m doing, but I’m determined to learn. They say good writing, like good comedy, leaves half of the crowd horrified, and the other half laughing(and thinking). I think that’s as good an artistic goal as any. Hold me to it. God bless.
Also, I have a dog. Her name is Faith. She is holding me ransom for treats.
My pets, per her, are unsatisfactory and shan’t suffice as compensation.
Dark times, indeed.